Here at the Spurberry, we want you to be able to do things. Like get a date once in a while. So here's some of our favorite pick-up lines and conversation starters. Use them next time you're out, let us know how they work in the comments.
- I like your butt-hole.
- You like it fast or hard? Me, too.
- It's a dog eat, doggy-style world out there.
- If your finger was a tongue, I'd stick it in my ass.
- You come often?
- I like it when a midget is present.
- Instead of masturbating with a sock, I just use a puppet. It's more realistic.
- Sometimes, a restraining order adds a little spice to the relationship, you know?
- I'm a three-knuckle guy (gal) myself.
- Do you like the taste of pee?
- Before the douche and clothes pins, how did men go down on women?
- Have you ever wondered what it's like to be followed home?
- It's either me or my penis.
- I bet your nipples look good.
- What's that old saying? Whoever sniffed it, quiffed it?
- I like a lot of bush.
- Does your labia touch your knees?
- I like a 4-to-1 ratio...balls to stem.
- Your mouth looks like a Dyson vacuum.
- What's it going to take to see your pink sock?
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